The Epic Tale Of How I Got Sunburnt.

I really want to talk about how it feels when I press my Big Toe and the long skinny one next to it together. But I’ll spare you an intense pile of bullshit and make way to something a bit less dramatic (loving this predictive txt and autocorrect, it’s like the phone is reading my…

A battle of bread. Who will win?

A single slice of Bread. Physically the weakest contender for the, “Fresh Food Fight Free For All”. Our poor friend Breads delicious, and soft composition is the basis of its appeal, thus being the exact cause of its downfall. Without a shield, a suit of armour, or a light toasting, old mate Breads chances of…

Back into the game.

Ladies and gentlemen. I have returned. Let my introduce you to my life as of late. Recently I surrendered myself at the local police station to satisfy a warrent out for my arrest due to 3.6k of unpaid fines. I had been preparing myself mentally for this for months, and as such, I was nervous…

Samsung galaxy 8s

Fuck me. Remember when i thought my HTC was good? This beats the ever loving snot out of it. Voice activated, easy to navigate, and perfect for WordPress on my phone. It will take some tikme getting used to yhe new keypad, but wow. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Boy am I satisfied. Back soon. The Mrs…

Been too long.

Between postponing my studies, planning a wedding and general household lunacy, Ive decided to get over my abstract laziness and get back on the horse that pulls my carriage of dreams. Today has seen me inquire about licences to create SuperCell (Clash of Clans) clothing, seeking the components of a screen print and what it…

Dedicated to Michael. 

When I woke up this morning, when I greeted the grey and made my way to uni, I got a phone call. Today, an old friend passed away.  I couldn’t believe my ears. My blood ran cold, I got a white hot feeling in my chest and my heart broke. My friend and occasional partner…

My new phone.

My new phone is pretty sweet. It’s a basic Telstra one, but IT PISSES all over the Lumia. Thy keyboard is a bit unresponsive, but I’ll get used to the new layout. And the best thing, is I can record my Clash of Clans attacks. 

My Email to Scientology Australia (Perth).

  Good day fine folks of Scientology. I have a few questions about the purification program if you have the time? I’m extremely curious as to the process behind the program. I’m also curious to the “Scientific Studies” that the results are “based” on, and wondering if they have been replicated by an independent branch…

Lv30 Fire Mage

The big Three-Oh. A milestone of somewhat varying degrees of opinion and what it means to the individual in question. To me. I’m now a Level Thirty Fire Mage with the Power of Telling, making me able to enthrall an audience with just a few words. Amongst my other arcane abilities, I can now ‘Give…

Best thing since Sliced Bread? Not likely.

Toilet paper. Probably one of the best things since before sliced bread became widely popular in 1928. I was originally going to write about “The best thing since sliced bread”, and then list a dozen things that are clearly better than pre-packed and wrapped sliced bread, like the device you’re reading this on, or the…

Body Switch. Unthunk Thoughts

Body swap or mind swaps have been a fairly regular occurrence in fictional tales for a few hundred years. From Vice Versa (1800’s) to Freaky Friday (early 2000’s) to name a couple.  I love a good body swap story if I don’t focus on the science behind it too much, if I do, we get…