Here is a list of inappropriate/stupid things you shouldn’t say or do.
Tell a beautiful girl you have to do your washing instead of hang out. Like a fool.
Suggesting that the man threatening to jump from the roof should put some spin Into a flip is a bad idea.
Fight an Emu.
Asking strangers on the street if they have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Captain Planet.
Running with the bulls (into the flow) endurance marathon.
Hijacking the PA at the supermarket, to advertise a special on testicles.
Double park in handicapped bays, without a permit. Just for kicks. Pun intended.
Ask the busker to keep it down a little, I’m trying to sleep… ***proceeds to crawl under the bench
Teach the bids at the park new words…
Offer alcohol free, hand shandies.
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