1. Skinner -This summer I was the maître-D  at the Springfield country club.

Kid Heckles from the back -“My dad says you were the bus boy!”

Skinner outbursts -Oh, you mean your dad the raging alcoholic?!?

2. Skinner- Lets get down to business, as this is a non leap year, we are already a day behind.

Bart -“come on man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.”

Skinner -If by wank, you mean educational fun then stand back, it’s wanking time

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