1. Skinner -This summer I was the maître-D at the Springfield country club.
Kid Heckles from the back -“My dad says you were the bus boy!”
Skinner outbursts -Oh, you mean your dad the raging alcoholic?!?
2. Skinner- Lets get down to business, as this is a non leap year, we are already a day behind.
Bart -“come on man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.”
Skinner -If by wank, you mean educational fun then stand back, it’s wanking time
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