Thursday’s Elite Gibberish

I don’t know what to write about. I’m drawing a rare mental blank, so I think I’ll work with that to begin with. A blockage is no good, whether that be the kitchen sink, the humble toilet, or a gargantuan mind of epic proportions, the result is always the same. That shit will back up,…

Another one about Cracked.com

Why hello there handsome stranger, might I take but a moment of your time to enlighten you to the most relevant site on the tangled Interwebs? It’s somewhat of a cross between satire, science, pop culture and general fuckery. It’s educational, entertaining and gives a unique perspective into everything they touch on. Musicians, performers, outspoken…

Hello? Is this the past?Im looking for someone

When I was a teenager, I had a girlfriend. She lived here. I lived there, and it’s my belief that due to these two very different locations, we missed the our first chance to truly dive into what we had. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not being Romantic or anything of the like, I’m…

What day is it? thursday?

11am. Up and at ’em. Rise and shine mother fuckers. We have an exciting day planned and it all starts at the Curtain Uni Campus. Today, I’m enrolling in a prep course for a fast track to my writing and creative studies. One of the many perks to furthering my education to open doors further…

Beach Heartbreak. Short story entry

The shattered, distraught and hyperventilating composition of his companion, brought tears to his eyes. He touches her shoulder and she violently shrugs it off growling, “Don’t touch me… You don’t deserve that right, not anymore.” She turns her tangled brown locks away from his lingering fingers and glares into the sunset, tears of diamond rolling…

You see? The Problem Is You’re A Noob.

Online gaming. It’s more than just racist 9 e year old little shits, it’s a multicultural society of hate, profanity and obscurity, cast over a range of demographics, ages and genders. It’s a wonderful place to work on clever retorts and create new sayings, out of the fragmented insults and ever constant degradation by the…

Gone Girl.

I knew a girl who’s smile changed the world. Her crooked grin mirrored his own, and her wit is sharper than a honed blade. She spoke not with her mouth, but with her heart, soul, and body. An infectious laugh brought his own to burst forth like a cauldron of bubbles from his lips and…

The Epic Tale Of How I Got Sunburnt.

I really want to talk about how it feels when I press my Big Toe and the long skinny one next to it together. But I’ll spare you an intense pile of bullshit and make way to something a bit less dramatic (loving this predictive txt and autocorrect, it’s like the phone is reading my…

Self Control and knowing Your Limits

Warning. This post is for the free thinking and open minded. It contains adult themes and drug references. Todays post is about the good old green herb. I know there’s a fuck-load of propaganda based on misconception and political fear, big pharm and Independent third party sponsors that pour millions of dollars Into scare campaigns…

Secret Box and a final breath.

Originally posted on Lord Farmington:
Peering through narrow slits of old and wrinkled eyes, he sees the dust catching in the last of the daylight, old floorboards creak underfoot as he makes his way down the dark corridor to his study. Carpet running sideways along the adjoining and narrow stretch running from the door frame…

A battle of bread. Who will win?

Originally posted on Lord Farmington:
A single slice of Bread. Physically the weakest contender for the, “Fresh Food Fight Free For All”. Our poor friend Breads delicious, and soft composition is the basis of its appeal, thus being the exact cause of its downfall. Without a shield, a suit of armour, or a light toasting,…