Ugh… Clash of clans server maintenance…

While the servers are down for an update, possibly to remove the 1 gem boost for a week per res build (4th year promo), I’ve decided to do a quick write up about “how fucking fantastic the members of my clan are”. Over here in JD’s Place we have a solid team. We started from…

New Edit App

A few I played with today. Found a new app 🙂

Dancing With Angels

. Dancing with angels, that’s how it feels when she takes your hand and whispers how beautiful you make her feel, how happy you make her. She breathes on your neck while her hands slide down your shoulders, making the hair raise on edge and tingle cold under her warm hands, shuddering slightly with excitement…

Modern Warfare 2

. Words can’t express how happy I am to be online again. Cooking fools, slaying noobs and having a phat time. Probably the best game in the entire series I say. Infinity ward did an amazing job with this gem, the levels are detailed, the weapons are beautiful and the gameplay is fantastic. I’ve been…

Late Winter Flight

It’s here. Fall. Autumn. Whichever you identify with, is upon us. I can feel it. The moderate drop in temperature, the early sunsets and later sunrises. Cool steel clouds pregnant and swollen with potential rain linger overhead, and the winds strip that warm layer of body heat then cast it to the four corners rush…

The Adventures Of Acid

Hmmm… I’m almost at a loss on what to write, so I’ll tell you another conjunction of stories and the ensuing shenanigans that accompany me in my wonderful decision making process. This short tale is about the joys of LSD, or acid. I love acid. It’s my favourite substance to abuse on a twice yearly…

Kmart. A Home Away From Home

Image found on google images. Why hello there beautiful stranger, have you heard the word? No, the Bird isn’t the word, not today. The word today is Kmart. Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart. Almost a year ago, an elaborate consumer trap was successfully planted, when the whisperings of a 24 hour Kmart in my local…

Fuck Kanye West

⚠ Extreme language warning ⚠ Well well well. Here we are again, spewing hate and acidic words coated in bile, bile dredged up from the pit of my stomache from listening to anything Kanye has made for a duration exceeding 10 seconds. The cunt’s just ‘Bleh’. How did he reach this level of fame? What…

What day is it? thursday?

11am. Up and at ’em. Rise and shine mother fuckers. We have an exciting day planned and it all starts at the Curtain Uni Campus. Today, I’m enrolling in a prep course for a fast track to my writing and creative studies. One of the many perks to furthering my education to open doors further…

The Epic Tale Of How I Got Sunburnt.

I really want to talk about how it feels when I press my Big Toe and the long skinny one next to it together. But I’ll spare you an intense pile of bullshit and make way to something a bit less dramatic (loving this predictive txt and autocorrect, it’s like the phone is reading my…

Self Control and knowing Your Limits

Warning. This post is for the free thinking and open minded. It contains adult themes and drug references. Todays post is about the good old green herb. I know there’s a fuck-load of propaganda based on misconception and political fear, big pharm and Independent third party sponsors that pour millions of dollars Into scare campaigns…