My new phone.

My new phone is pretty sweet. It’s a basic Telstra one, but IT PISSES all over the Lumia. Thy keyboard is a bit unresponsive, but I’ll get used to the new layout. And the best thing, is I can record my Clash of Clans attacks. 

Clash of Clans Update: October 15. 2016 — Farm’s Reviews

It’s been 4 long years of clash for me, and with every new update, there is always something to blow the collective clash mind. When I started playing clash I thought to myself, Fuck me, this game’s alright, isn’t it? And I was wrong. This game is more than alright, this game is the pinnacle…

Crackd.com: Article in the works

Jodi has convinced me to write up an article to submit to CRACKED.com for submission to the ‘Video Game’ catagory.  I play many games, but none more fulfilling or engaging than Clash of Clans, and as such I have decided to focus on Clash for my writing. The title will be 5 disciplines for running…

Ugh… Clash of clans server maintenance…

While the servers are down for an update, possibly to remove the 1 gem boost for a week per res build (4th year promo), I’ve decided to do a quick write up about “how fucking fantastic the members of my clan are”. Over here in JD’s Place we have a solid team. We started from…

Clash of clans. Another update.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to my third dedication piece on the worldwide, mobile phenomenon known as “Clash of Clans”. Truly the greatest tactical game I have played. Fuck “Boom Beach” “Tower Defence Games” and “Candy Crush”. If you really want to lay waste to noobs and watch them fail revenge attacks, clash is the game…

Clash of clans. Christmas Edition.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh my Godzilla, ladies and gentlemen. Oh. My. Godzilla. As you can tell I am excited. I am ecstatic. I am, but one hour away from exploding with splendiferousness and joy. It’s the Christmas update for the one and only, Massively multiplayer, online role playing game, Clash Of Clans. This means new decorations and…

Clash of Clans. A tribute

Firstly, let me start off by welcoming you to a post dedicated to the Mobile Phenomenon that is, Clash of Clans. A game developed and released by SuperCell on Android and iOS, then swallowed whole, by the population of a large continent. If you want to talk about strategic playing, look no further. Clash of…