3 Insane “Death Tempting Feats” Mankind has turned into Sport.

Ever since man discovered he has the ability to jump shit, he has constantly pushed the known boundaries of “Shit I can Jump”, and redefined crazy into an art-form, an art-form which has since been recognised as and developed into an “extreme sport”, then incorporated into the mainstream of sports, leisure and recreation. If only…

Email to Dominos Pizza in regards to “Footy Fever”.

This is my email to Dominos Pizza when they sent me a promo for AFL Footy Season. Like I give a shit. Here is my response. Dearest Dominos pizza. Due to an irregularity I experienced during childhood called “self expression”, I realised early that”football” is possibly the best way to reassure those kids who aren’t…