My new phone.

My new phone is pretty sweet. It’s a basic Telstra one, but IT PISSES all over the Lumia. Thy keyboard is a bit unresponsive, but I’ll get used to the new layout. And the best thing, is I can record my Clash of Clans attacks. 

Ugh… Clash of clans server maintenance…

While the servers are down for an update, possibly to remove the 1 gem boost for a week per res build (4th year promo), I’ve decided to do a quick write up about “how fucking fantastic the members of my clan are”. Over here in JD’s Place we have a solid team. We started from…

Pokemon Go- Top 5 myths (stupid) people still believe.

A delayed post. Sorry for the wait folks, I’ve been busy with Uni and fact checking my sources for the content included. But here it is, finally. The Top 5 Pokémon Go myths (stupid) People still believe. Here to shine the light for those who don’t bother to use that spongy grey and pink matter…

Pokemon Go Weekly jam. Coming up.

Good day folks, today I have decided that since I’m hammering my review blog with Pokemon Go material, I will do a weekly composite of my Pokemon related posts, and jam them all into one single session of reading for your convenience. I will be adding extra stuff i may have forgotten or neglected into…

Zero Punctuation

. Formerly known as Zero Punctuation on Youtube, this guy does harsh game reviews of a satirical style to an exemplary degree. My old mate Tomo got me onto Yahtzee and I haven’t laugh so hard since. To say he’s funny is an understatement. This English Aussie slams games and gives a different, if not…

Modern Warfare 2

. Words can’t express how happy I am to be online again. Cooking fools, slaying noobs and having a phat time. Probably the best game in the entire series I say. Infinity ward did an amazing job with this gem, the levels are detailed, the weapons are beautiful and the gameplay is fantastic. I’ve been…

Fable. Anniversary Edition

**SPOILER ALERT**   Good afternoon and welcome once again my loyal followers. Today’s topic is the immersive realm of Albion. The fictional land where the events of Fable take place and Heroes are forged amongst bright flame, cold steel and explorative quests. An engaging game, chock full of game history and subtle references. To say…

Homemade Weapons

Pea shooter. “You know what would be deadly? Peas would be deadly”. I’m not sure how accurate this statement is, I think the biggest danger from pea shooters is if you get one down the air way and it sprouts into a plant (which isn’t as uncommon as you think, and very painful). But besides…

Do not buy a lumia…

Haha excellent, I’ve discovered an easier way of blogging. I have decided that instead of wasting data on the stupid fucking shortcut to the web browser version of WordPress, I will write in my notes and copy and paste the contents to the site, thus saving time and valuable money. This post is directed to…

Clash of clans. Another update.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to my third dedication piece on the worldwide, mobile phenomenon known as “Clash of Clans”. Truly the greatest tactical game I have played. Fuck “Boom Beach” “Tower Defence Games” and “Candy Crush”. If you really want to lay waste to noobs and watch them fail revenge attacks, clash is the game…