Australia. A Land Of Danger.

Sourced from Google Images Some days I can’t help but feel a certain sense of comfort. The strict gun regulations, the government funded medical plans, the lack of bombardment from pharmaceutical advertising or politicalheads, and the quiet culture of the Australian way of life. To say we have it good is an understatement, we have…

Zero Punctuation

. Formerly known as Zero Punctuation on Youtube, this guy does harsh game reviews of a satirical style to an exemplary degree. My old mate Tomo got me onto Yahtzee and I haven’t laugh so hard since. To say he’s funny is an understatement. This English Aussie slams games and gives a different, if not…

Trials and Revelations.

She shivered as she climbed out of the pool of iced water. Slim arms tired, straining to lift her feather weight above the calm collective of blue. She pants, drops onto the tiles and falls asleep to dream of what tired girls dream… “Christy? Are you in here? It’s 7am and we have to get…

Ted ’14 year old girl’ Mosby

**WARNING** WOMEN WILL PROBABLY BE   OFFENDED. So much to write and so little time, I want to keep insulting fuckers and spilling secrets but today, I’m going to enlighten you as to why Ted Mosby is a little bitch. Ted Mosby is the befuddled fool on the “(s)hit” TV series titled “How I met your…

The Adventures Of Acid

Hmmm… I’m almost at a loss on what to write, so I’ll tell you another conjunction of stories and the ensuing shenanigans that accompany me in my wonderful decision making process. This short tale is about the joys of LSD, or acid. I love acid. It’s my favourite substance to abuse on a twice yearly…

Kmart. A Home Away From Home

Image found on google images. Why hello there beautiful stranger, have you heard the word? No, the Bird isn’t the word, not today. The word today is Kmart. Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart. Almost a year ago, an elaborate consumer trap was successfully planted, when the whisperings of a 24 hour Kmart in my local…

Fuck Kanye West

⚠ Extreme language warning ⚠ Well well well. Here we are again, spewing hate and acidic words coated in bile, bile dredged up from the pit of my stomache from listening to anything Kanye has made for a duration exceeding 10 seconds. The cunt’s just ‘Bleh’. How did he reach this level of fame? What…

Fable. Anniversary Edition

**SPOILER ALERT**   Good afternoon and welcome once again my loyal followers. Today’s topic is the immersive realm of Albion. The fictional land where the events of Fable take place and Heroes are forged amongst bright flame, cold steel and explorative quests. An engaging game, chock full of game history and subtle references. To say…

Thursday’s Elite Gibberish

I don’t know what to write about. I’m drawing a rare mental blank, so I think I’ll work with that to begin with. A blockage is no good, whether that be the kitchen sink, the humble toilet, or a gargantuan mind of epic proportions, the result is always the same. That shit will back up,…

Hello? Is this the past?Im looking for someone

When I was a teenager, I had a girlfriend. She lived here. I lived there, and it’s my belief that due to these two very different locations, we missed the our first chance to truly dive into what we had. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not being Romantic or anything of the like, I’m…

What day is it? thursday?

11am. Up and at ’em. Rise and shine mother fuckers. We have an exciting day planned and it all starts at the Curtain Uni Campus. Today, I’m enrolling in a prep course for a fast track to my writing and creative studies. One of the many perks to furthering my education to open doors further…