street eggs and birdbath party

It’s hot. It’s just gone 1pm and it’s in excess Of 35°c or about 98°f for the Americans. It is certainly hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement and some bacon to go with it. A cold beer to wash it down and a nap to time jump the heat to cooler times….

walked with the wind. extended, 10th of the 1st 2016

1. “Dale?” Called his mother’s worried voice. Carrying on the wind over the empty field. “Dale? Where are you?” Tess lumbers over another low-lying fence and gets her shoelace, caught in the out sticking wire before taking a quick spill to the ground and sconning her chin. Stars swim over her eyes as she clambers…

downtown

Thugs and scum. That was Downtown for you. Strip joints, steaming vents in the still of night and loose puddles along the pavement. A stark contrast when put against the clean cut society Uptown, where dreams come true, and lives are lived to the fullest. Down here though, this is where dreams go to die…

unprecendented traffic

Ladies and gentlemen, I must thank you for the support and recognition. When I started blogging middle of 2015 I didn’t think anyone would actually read my work, but according to my traffic stats, I’m getting over 30 views an hour. That’s in excess of 250k a year. I’ve done the maths and it checks…

an average of 28 views an hour

I’m about to explode. thank you all for the support, shares and views. it means the world to me and my gratitude cant be expressed  orally, so I thank you here. what an incredible day, jumped from 30 views, to over 200 in a few hours.  I don’t know what im doing in regards to…

Fuck Commercial Artists

Music. I love music. I have broad taste and listen to pretty much anything, as long as it isn’t played on commercial radio. I’m more of an alternative taste. Fuck “Top 40” and American idol bullshit, I prefer music that takes a bit more talent and skill. It must be hard being a commercial artist,…

Homemade Weapons

Pea shooter. “You know what would be deadly? Peas would be deadly”. I’m not sure how accurate this statement is, I think the biggest danger from pea shooters is if you get one down the air way and it sprouts into a plant (which isn’t as uncommon as you think, and very painful). But besides…

27bslash6.com

Hi   A couple of weeks ago I covered the website ‘CRACKED‘. This week, I want to enlighten you to the work of internet pest and creative genius David Thorne. David is an Aussie graphics designer currently residing in the United States where his site has gone viral and his books have given people serious…

The tide within her eyes. Nothing to do with the tide, or her eyes.

They say, “Still waters run deep.” But in this writer’s opinion, even the most turbulent bodies of water can run deep, and that’s not to say that still waters aren’t turbulent far beneath their respective surface. For all we know, they could be. And on top of that, appearances can be deceiving. So who’s to…

Monday trials

Fuck Mondays. Monday is the day where we all try and get our brains back into function for work or whatever measly activity requires full focus. For me, it was job hunting. I woke early. Got myself showered and in my black slacks and black faded pinstripe long sleeve shirt and made my way out…

Goodbye my sweet love.

Goodbye my bitter lover, with your swirling aromas and heart warming essence. The countless granules and visiting sugar bring sweetness to your bitter kiss. The rising steam from the cup dancing in spirals as my heart swells with desire and hope. Small sips with big flavour. To me, you are love, understanding. Posted from amongst…

Farm vs The world.

A post about my penis 🙂 Me vs You. My “Mr. Tycoon vs The President” against your “Cheese Crusted Limp Noodle”. Yes. My dick is really called “Mr. Tycoon vs The President”. And everyone else, including the ladies, are the latter of the two in the aforementioned statement. That’s common knowledge around here, you better…