My new phone.

My new phone is pretty sweet. It’s a basic Telstra one, but IT PISSES all over the Lumia. Thy keyboard is a bit unresponsive, but I’ll get used to the new layout. And the best thing, is I can record my Clash of Clans attacks. 

Ugh… Clash of clans server maintenance…

While the servers are down for an update, possibly to remove the 1 gem boost for a week per res build (4th year promo), I’ve decided to do a quick write up about “how fucking fantastic the members of my clan are”. Over here in JD’s Place we have a solid team. We started from…

Dancing With Angels

. Dancing with angels, that’s how it feels when she takes your hand and whispers how beautiful you make her feel, how happy you make her. She breathes on your neck while her hands slide down your shoulders, making the hair raise on edge and tingle cold under her warm hands, shuddering slightly with excitement…

Modern Warfare 2

. Words can’t express how happy I am to be online again. Cooking fools, slaying noobs and having a phat time. Probably the best game in the entire series I say. Infinity ward did an amazing job with this gem, the levels are detailed, the weapons are beautiful and the gameplay is fantastic. I’ve been…

Animal testing

sourced from davidellis.ca via Google images. Welcome internet friends, today’s topic is animal testing and why it’s essential to the industries. I’ll probably get some hate for this, but I don’t care, I’ll be making a solid argument here and if you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off, cockhead. First off, animals are…

Gunslinger, appealing to critics, not the fans…

Talk about grinding gears, right now Hollywood is causing an abortion of epic proportions by tampering with the brilliance that is Stephen King. Casting a black man as Roland… For shame. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not being racist. I’m just trying to get the point across that you wouldn’t cast a white man to…

The Adventures Of Acid

Hmmm… I’m almost at a loss on what to write, so I’ll tell you another conjunction of stories and the ensuing shenanigans that accompany me in my wonderful decision making process. This short tale is about the joys of LSD, or acid. I love acid. It’s my favourite substance to abuse on a twice yearly…

Scumbury. A just Crucifixion

My little town of Bunbury is fast becoming the ice capital of Australia. If you’re unaware of what ice is, it’s methamphetamine, a tasty and addictive substance that boosts concentration and supresses the appetite. I’ve dabbled with ice before, I enjoyed it too. But the difference between recreation and addiction, is abuse and becoming dependant…

Thursday’s Elite Gibberish

I don’t know what to write about. I’m drawing a rare mental blank, so I think I’ll work with that to begin with. A blockage is no good, whether that be the kitchen sink, the humble toilet, or a gargantuan mind of epic proportions, the result is always the same. That shit will back up,…

Hello? Is this the past?Im looking for someone

When I was a teenager, I had a girlfriend. She lived here. I lived there, and it’s my belief that due to these two very different locations, we missed the our first chance to truly dive into what we had. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not being Romantic or anything of the like, I’m…

What day is it? thursday?

11am. Up and at ’em. Rise and shine mother fuckers. We have an exciting day planned and it all starts at the Curtain Uni Campus. Today, I’m enrolling in a prep course for a fast track to my writing and creative studies. One of the many perks to furthering my education to open doors further…

You see? The Problem Is You’re A Noob.

Online gaming. It’s more than just racist 9 e year old little shits, it’s a multicultural society of hate, profanity and obscurity, cast over a range of demographics, ages and genders. It’s a wonderful place to work on clever retorts and create new sayings, out of the fragmented insults and ever constant degradation by the…