My new phone.

My new phone is pretty sweet. It’s a basic Telstra one, but IT PISSES all over the Lumia. Thy keyboard is a bit unresponsive, but I’ll get used to the new layout. And the best thing, is I can record my Clash of Clans attacks. 

A Matter Of Time. Hilltop Hoods. Lyrics.

Youre so fake its plain to see who you truly are, looking less like a b-boy, more like a movie star, forget the funk and go hook up those disco breaks, sit down punk and take a look at what you make, its not hip-hop, its something more sad, sick and seedy, whats popping that…

Ugh… Clash of clans server maintenance…

While the servers are down for an update, possibly to remove the 1 gem boost for a week per res build (4th year promo), I’ve decided to do a quick write up about “how fucking fantastic the members of my clan are”. Over here in JD’s Place we have a solid team. We started from…

Zero Punctuation

. Formerly known as Zero Punctuation on Youtube, this guy does harsh game reviews of a satirical style to an exemplary degree. My old mate Tomo got me onto Yahtzee and I haven’t laugh so hard since. To say he’s funny is an understatement. This English Aussie slams games and gives a different, if not…

Dancing With Angels

. Dancing with angels, that’s how it feels when she takes your hand and whispers how beautiful you make her feel, how happy you make her. She breathes on your neck while her hands slide down your shoulders, making the hair raise on edge and tingle cold under her warm hands, shuddering slightly with excitement…

Modern Warfare 2

. Words can’t express how happy I am to be online again. Cooking fools, slaying noobs and having a phat time. Probably the best game in the entire series I say. Infinity ward did an amazing job with this gem, the levels are detailed, the weapons are beautiful and the gameplay is fantastic. I’ve been…

Late Winter Flight

It’s here. Fall. Autumn. Whichever you identify with, is upon us. I can feel it. The moderate drop in temperature, the early sunsets and later sunrises. Cool steel clouds pregnant and swollen with potential rain linger overhead, and the winds strip that warm layer of body heat then cast it to the four corners rush…

Trials and Revelations.

She shivered as she climbed out of the pool of iced water. Slim arms tired, straining to lift her feather weight above the calm collective of blue. She pants, drops onto the tiles and falls asleep to dream of what tired girls dream… “Christy? Are you in here? It’s 7am and we have to get…

Animal testing

sourced from davidellis.ca via Google images. Welcome internet friends, today’s topic is animal testing and why it’s essential to the industries. I’ll probably get some hate for this, but I don’t care, I’ll be making a solid argument here and if you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off, cockhead. First off, animals are…

Gunslinger, appealing to critics, not the fans…

Talk about grinding gears, right now Hollywood is causing an abortion of epic proportions by tampering with the brilliance that is Stephen King. Casting a black man as Roland… For shame. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not being racist. I’m just trying to get the point across that you wouldn’t cast a white man to…

The Adventures Of Acid

Hmmm… I’m almost at a loss on what to write, so I’ll tell you another conjunction of stories and the ensuing shenanigans that accompany me in my wonderful decision making process. This short tale is about the joys of LSD, or acid. I love acid. It’s my favourite substance to abuse on a twice yearly…