Science Rant

So I was online earlier and I was surfing around, and I said I’ll be back later to “offend your overtly sensitive senses” as sourced from here. My story is as follows.  Some scrotem looking bloke posted this blog about “how the earth is evidence of God”. I could rant about how retarded that is, yes…

A Matter Of Time. Hilltop Hoods. Lyrics.

Youre so fake its plain to see who you truly are, looking less like a b-boy, more like a movie star, forget the funk and go hook up those disco breaks, sit down punk and take a look at what you make, its not hip-hop, its something more sad, sick and seedy, whats popping that…

Slearn Lower. Uni prep Update: Slow Learner Edition.

Fuck me. So you know how people say “Blah blah fucking blah” in regards to anything you mention in your day to day life? Well disregard that, because I’m about to talk some serious shit about fuck all, and then again, maybe it is something. I’ve never been an organised or decisive person, if you ask…

Zero Punctuation

. Formerly known as Zero Punctuation on Youtube, this guy does harsh game reviews of a satirical style to an exemplary degree. My old mate Tomo got me onto Yahtzee and I haven’t laugh so hard since. To say he’s funny is an understatement. This English Aussie slams games and gives a different, if not…

Late Winter Flight

It’s here. Fall. Autumn. Whichever you identify with, is upon us. I can feel it. The moderate drop in temperature, the early sunsets and later sunrises. Cool steel clouds pregnant and swollen with potential rain linger overhead, and the winds strip that warm layer of body heat then cast it to the four corners rush…

Animal testing

sourced from davidellis.ca via Google images. Welcome internet friends, today’s topic is animal testing and why it’s essential to the industries. I’ll probably get some hate for this, but I don’t care, I’ll be making a solid argument here and if you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off, cockhead. First off, animals are…

Gunslinger, appealing to critics, not the fans…

Talk about grinding gears, right now Hollywood is causing an abortion of epic proportions by tampering with the brilliance that is Stephen King. Casting a black man as Roland… For shame. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not being racist. I’m just trying to get the point across that you wouldn’t cast a white man to…

Lack of feeling leads to another confession

Disclaimer. This was written weeks ago, during the grip of a bout with depression and anxiety. This is deep and personal thought. I considered not publishing this article, but then I wouldn’t be true to myself. Some days, rare days, the following words still ring true. No I’m not looking for admiration or to instill…

The Adventures Of Acid

Hmmm… I’m almost at a loss on what to write, so I’ll tell you another conjunction of stories and the ensuing shenanigans that accompany me in my wonderful decision making process. This short tale is about the joys of LSD, or acid. I love acid. It’s my favourite substance to abuse on a twice yearly…

Kmart. A Home Away From Home

Image found on google images. Why hello there beautiful stranger, have you heard the word? No, the Bird isn’t the word, not today. The word today is Kmart. Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart. Almost a year ago, an elaborate consumer trap was successfully planted, when the whisperings of a 24 hour Kmart in my local…

Fuck Kanye West

⚠ Extreme language warning ⚠ Well well well. Here we are again, spewing hate and acidic words coated in bile, bile dredged up from the pit of my stomache from listening to anything Kanye has made for a duration exceeding 10 seconds. The cunt’s just ‘Bleh’. How did he reach this level of fame? What…