REPLY FROM UNCLE TOBY’S

“Hi Lynden, Thank you for contacting us regarding our UNCLE TOBYS Weeties. Thank you for your email it was a most interesting read. Alas however we do believe you are confusing our UNCLE TOBYS Weeties with the US General Mills product Wheaties. Based on the information we could find for you, in 1953 and 1954…

3 Insane “Death Tempting Feats” Mankind has turned into Sport.

Ever since man discovered he has the ability to jump shit, he has constantly pushed the known boundaries of “Shit I can Jump”, and redefined crazy into an art-form, an art-form which has since been recognised as and developed into an “extreme sport”, then incorporated into the mainstream of sports, leisure and recreation. If only…

Clash of Clans Update: October 15. 2016 — Farm’s Reviews

It’s been 4 long years of clash for me, and with every new update, there is always something to blow the collective clash mind. When I started playing clash I thought to myself, Fuck me, this game’s alright, isn’t it? And I was wrong. This game is more than alright, this game is the pinnacle…

Blops2 29:3

An epic game of Hardcore Team Death Match. Well worth a watch.

Email to Dominos Pizza in regards to “Footy Fever”.

This is my email to Dominos Pizza when they sent me a promo for AFL Footy Season. Like I give a shit. Here is my response. Dearest Dominos pizza. Due to an irregularity I experienced during childhood called “self expression”, I realised early that”football” is possibly the best way to reassure those kids who aren’t…

Letter to supercell.

I’m going to write a letter to supercell later today, informing them of how much I love Clash of Clans and with links to my reviews and stuff on my blogs, in regards to the game. It’s going to an epic write up, will take a fair whack of time to write and add links…

My new hobby

Well besides doing reviews on shit I like, personal tales and various works of reality inspired fiction, I’ve decided to email the companies behind what I like directly and share the email with you guys, my ever patient followers. Writing what I consider an entertaining letter to a company and seeing if they play ball…

Science Rant

So I was online earlier and I was surfing around, and I said I’ll be back later to “offend your overtly sensitive senses” as sourced from here. My story is as follows.  Some scrotem looking bloke posted this blog about “how the earth is evidence of God”. I could rant about how retarded that is, yes…

Divergent. An honest review.

A clichèd piece of crap. True to the dystopian genre and base romance for those who don’t expect too much effort from writers. 1 1/2 out of 10 stars. My favourite bit was watching that chick get smacked around the ring, I enjoyed that. The rest of it, I could have done without. Bland acting,…

2 words

Consistently inconsistent.