Alric wakes to find carnage in the Taven Bathroom and a lonely, orphan girl with great, untapped potential shaking in her doorway. Death has thrust a journey into Alric’s life, and with his Godly power, he takes the girl as his own.
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Some of my Art this week. (Ages ago)
The whale is dope. RaveZilla is fire. Ngl, I’m feeling pretty talented rn.
Short Dumb Story
You couldn’t tell they were infected. Not really. There were subtle clues though. Idiotic laughing at nothing. Slurred and unintelligible speech, pushing doors that had “PULL” written on them, uncontrollable drooling and the occasional wet crotch. These people were dangerous. Stupid even, but they both equate to the same thing under the right conditions, and…
My Email To Uncle Toby. (Yes, he’s my real Uncle.)
Good day fine folks at Uncle Toby’s. My name is L J. Farm and I have been an avid consumer of your Weeties brand for as long as I’ve been using a shovel as a spoon to meet my quota of your delicious and nutritious breakfast products. Many old sayings are passed around these days,…
Divergent. An honest review.
A clichèd piece of crap. True to the dystopian genre and base romance for those who don’t expect too much effort from writers. 1 1/2 out of 10 stars. My favourite bit was watching that chick get smacked around the ring, I enjoyed that. The rest of it, I could have done without. Bland acting,…
Top 50. (Repost) Some Favourite Memes
Here you will find my “Top 50” useless posts from the web. I hope some make you laugh. I own no rights to these works unless stated Posted from amongst the tangled interwebs…
Some of my Art so far
Why hello, lovely stranger, I want to share A few of my works with you. Plz enjoy. I do have a GFM campaign to help me establish my Digital Business, I would appreciate some help 🙏 I hope after seeing some of my work, you might feel confident that I’m not going to use any…
Why the Empire is good for the Galaxy (edit and repost)
If you consider it, the Jedi are insurgents. Actively working to undermine The Empire and cause chaos throughout the galaxy, at first by staging small guerilla attacks on various Empire bases and stations, second by mounting an all out attack to effectively destroy the governing body and bring about revolution of a new order, one…
Fable. Anniversary Edition (Revised, Extended and Reposted)
**SPOILER ALERT** Good afternoon and welcome once again my lovely followers, and beautiful strangers. Today’s topic is the immersive realm of Albion. The fictional land where the events of Fable take place and Heroes are forged amongst bright flame, cold steel and explorative quests. An engaging game, chock full of game history and subtle references…
3 Insane “Death Tempting Feats” Mankind has turned into Sport. (Repost)
Ever since man discovered he has the ability to jump shit, he has constantly pushed the known boundaries of “Shit I can Jump”, and redefined crazy into an art-form, an art-form which has since been recognised as and developed into an “extreme sport”, then incorporated into the mainstream of sports, leisure and recreation. If only…
Kmart. A Home Away From Home (Repost)
Why hello there beautiful stranger, have you heard the word? No, the Bird isn’t the word, not today. The word today is Kmart. Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart, Kmart. The following statements are just the ramblings of a lunatic. I wasn’t asked, or paid in any way, shape, or form, for writing this post. I’m just…
Lj Farm (The Honorable Lord Farmington) 